How do you get a banker?
Easily you can find this insider in smoky pubs. Like a count maniac sits there day in, day out the ordinary banker on bread and water and draws on crazy papers bears and bulls, and people with crazy faces. If you're a lucky now, be friendly, showering him with compliments and hugged him warmly. Don't worry, he likes this attention. But don't let loose in any case! Such a jack of all trades has real performance and can make miracles become true for you. Don't believe me? But should you! Here a few examples:
Photographers, creative directors and cameramen will be totaly confused without his precise storyboards and tangle hopelessly in their own ideas. Scientists therefore rely on their internal exhibitions at his internal value. Otherwise the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park would look like green eggs cardboard. And advertising agencies would have, without his scribbles, moods and layouts no motives for their Cannes funny role. ... well, and you? no fun. Periodicals such as magazines and journals have exactly no pictures, no book publishers illustrious drawings, their book covers were gray the inner part. Their books lay heavyly on the shelves of bookstores, the book value equal to zero. No sales, no ranking. Cars would still have the aerodynamics and the appearance of cardboard boxes. Children lay neglected and bored around without any fancy price in dilapidated Kindergartens. With nothing that they could deal with. Nobody got funny ads or amusing Powerpoint presentations. Internet sites were all snoring boring, well suited to enabling users to sleep.
But a lot of these bankers are real artists. Their heads are full of intangibles. They write and draw on an exotic paper grandiose tales, children's books. They make charts, draw pictures, make their first courses and also portray a cycle of time known celebrities in oil. They are hunters and gatherers of the visual world.
They like to go apart from old things. Sell? For they it's always an option. There are so many possibilities. Lot of them have a very sharp, satirical pen and tease it like the mighty of the world - some are really really bad. Others are still drawing others as long as they are up there naked. Their creation knows no boundaries. So that young people like American History or be interrested into quantum physics, so they care too.
If you see a banker and want him for a presentation, so it's very simple. Put him quickly a big wad of cash under his nose. Hot money! No worries, he immediately takes on the weather. Most probably this is already too much spekultaive option to him. Intoxicated he loses consciousness very quickly. AND Zack! Now firmly grab him and not let him go. Immediately close a contract with him. For what do you need that to? No idea, for something it'll be good. You do not like bankers? No problem, then just take a cartoonist. But please, do not forget to pay him afterwards and -please- treat him well. Otherwise, he gets pissed!